[Verse 1: Eminem]

Girl you gimme writers block

I'm at a loss for words

My minds as lost as yours

I rack my brain but still no thoughts emerge

Never seen no ass as large as yours, how much that cost?

That's what I call a Roethlisberger

You drive me bonkers I’m about to get my swerve on for sure

Thought I was pimpin until I felt like Nas, the first date

Because I think I gave you power when I gave you flowers

And I bought us a box of chocolates, no lozenges or cough drops or ???

Probably should of never let me call that job of yours

To talk to your boss and ask him if you can take off from work

Should of been one of the first signs to cause to learn

Man we jumped in too fast, cause since then I can't be apart from her

Cause nobodies body's awesomer - I lust it, and she loves me cause I'm popular, but...

[Hook: Jamie N Commons]

You know this ain't love

Oh, no, you know this ain't love

You know this ain't love

No, this ain't love

(What is it then?) It's desperation

She's lookin for Mr. Right, wants me to be that guy to her

(It's desperation)

I can't even put up a fight, cause I give in at the sight of her

[Verse 2: Eminem]

Well obviously, oblivious to me, I swore I was just invisible to you til I went to the lengths I did to meet you

Cause you played so hard to get with me from the beginning

Now I'm in disbelief I, never knew that this could be such misery

Cause now you see nothin but me, and I don't see nothin but you

And I'm about to flip cause we are super glued in

We stuck to each others hips and we can't do anything individually

Which is to cling on, scared to be alone, can't, specifically to describe it I just can't seem to give a reason this definitive, just need you

Talkin bout "I live and breathe you"

And you pretend to be as mentally and physically addicted to me

As Wiz Khalifa is to reefer

Don't wanna be without you, don't wanna be with you neither, bitch

Put me in a situation in which it's both I wish to seek, cause this ain't...

[Hook]

...and here I go again

[verse 3: Eminem]

Just want you to myself, don't wanna share you with no one else

What the fuck you whispering for? You get on my nerves, you make me sick

I think our relationship, it seems to be on the fritz

I mean it's time that we just split and leave the games behind

Your frame of mind ain't the same as mine, I think

You need to finish developing a little more mentally too, get the picture?

That's a negative, Alicia, I will never give the Keys up

To the crib, ever again, no reason not even a gift certificate from Tiffany's

You better have an epiphany, slut, guess what? (what) ???

I'm just mad it took the time it took me to discover

You been using me for loot like I used you for looks

Thought you was too good for me, huh? ??? used to be my Carrie Underwood, I was your lumberjack, but I can't stomach this

I'm leavin you, not comin back. She said "The fuck with that

Where's my Louisville Slugger at?"

She grabbed that fuckin bat and swung it at my head

I barely ducked and that's right when she came up with a kick to the nuts twice

Steel toe, girl probably coulda put a 100 yard field goal, through the uprights

[Hook]

 

[Verse 1]

Now this shit's about to kick off, this party looks wack

Let's take it back to straight hip-hop and start it from scratch

I'm 'bout to bloody this track up, everybody get back

That's why my pen needs a pad cause my rhymes on the ra-aag

Just like I did with addiction I'm 'bout to kick it

Like a magician, critics I turn to crickets

Got 'em still on the fence whether to picket

But quick to get it impaled when I tell 'em stick it

So sick I'm looking pale, oh that's my pigment

Bout to go ham, ya bish, shout out to Kendrick

Let's bring it back to that vintage Slim, bitch

The art of MCing mixed with da Vinci and MC Ren

And I don't mean Stimpy's friend, bitch

Been public enemy since you thought PE was gym, bitch

[Bridge]

Kick your shoes off, let your hair down

(Go berserk) all night long

Grow your beard out, just weird out

(Go berserk) all night long

[Hook]

We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down

So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m

So baby make just like K-Fed and let yourself go, let yourself go

Say fuck it before we kick the bucket

Life's too short to not go for broke

So everybody, everybody (Go berserk) Grab your vial, yeah

[Verse 2]

Guess it's just the way that I'm dressed, ain't it?

Khaki's pressed, Nike shoes crispy and fresh laced, so I guess it ain't

That aftershave or cologne that made 'em just faint

Plus I showed up with a coat fresher than wet paint

So if love is a chess game, check mate

But girl, your body's banging, jump me in, dang, bang-bang

Yessiree Bob, I was thinking the same thang

So come get on this Kid's rock, Bawitdaba, dang-dang

Pow-pow, chica, pow, chica, wow-wow

Got your gal blowing up a valve, valve-valve

Ain't slowing down, throw in the towel, towel-towel

Dumb it down, I don't know how, huh-huh, how-how

At least I know that I don't know

Question is are you bozos smart enough to feel stupid

Hope so, now ho...

[Bridge]

[Hook II]

We're gonna rock this house until we knock it down

So turn the volume loud, cause it's mayhem 'til the a.m

So crank the bass up like crazy and let yourself go, let yourself go

I say fuck it before we kick the bucket

Life's too short to not go for broke

So everybody, everybody (Go berzerk) Get your vinyls

[Scratch]

[Verse 3]

They say that love is powerful as cough syrup in styrofoam

All I know is I fell asleep and woke up in that Monte Carlo

With the ugly Kardashian

Lamar, oh sorry yo, we done both set the bar low

Far as hard drugs are though, that's the past

But I done did enough codeine to knock Future into tomorrow

And girl, I ain't got no money to borrow

But I am trying to find a way to get you a-loan (car note)

Oh, Marshall Mathers

Shit head with a potty mouth, get the bar of soap lathered

Kangol's and Carheartless Cargos

Girl you're fixing to get your heart broke

Don't be absurd, ma'am, you birdbrain baby

I ain't called anybody baby since Birdman, unless you're a swallow

Word, Rick, word man you heard, but don't be discouraged girl

This is your jam, unless you got toe jam

[Bridge + Hook]

 

 

 

LBrainless

[Intro]

Eminem Has a full line of chainsaws

Eminem..Eminem..Eminem..Eminem

Marshall Mathers, Eminem, the rapper…Eminem

Who can say for sure?

Perhaps a frontal lobotomy would be the answer

If science can operate on this distorted brain and put it to good use

Society will reap a great benefit

[Verse 1]

I walk around like a space cadet, place your bets

Who's likely to become a serial killer? Case of tourettes

Fuck, fuck, fuck! Can't take the stress

I make a mess as the day progresses

Angry and take it out on the neighbors hedges

Like this is how I'll cut your face up bitches

With these hedge trimming scissors with razor edges

Imagination's dangerous, it's the only way to escape this mess

And make the best of this situation, I guess

Cuz I feel like a little bitch, this predicament's despicable

I'm sick of just getting pushed, it's ridiculous

I look like a freaking wuss, a pussy

This kid just took my stick of licorice

And threw my sticker books in a pricker bush

I wanna kick his tush, but I was six and shook

This fucker was 12 and was 6 foot, with a vicious hook

He hit me, I fell, I got back up, all I did was book, now there's using your head

[Hook]

Mama always said 'If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous

A brain you'd be dangerous' (Mama could be wrong)

Mama, Ima grow a name and be famous

And I'mma be a pain in the anus

(Mama could be wrong)

I'mma use my head as a weapon

Find a way to escape this insaneness

Mama always said 'Son, If you had a brain, you'd be dangerous

Guess it pays to be brainless

[Verse 2]

Fast forward some years later

A teenager, this is a fun, sweet

I just got jumped twice in one week, it's complete

It's usually once a month, this is some feat I've accomplished

They've stomped me into the mud gee for what reason, you stumped me

But how do you get the shit beat out of you, be down and be upbeat

When you don't have no-thing, no valid shot at life

Chance To make it or succeed

Cuz you're doomed from the start

It's like you grew up on drug street, from jump street

But if I had just kept my head up my ass

I could accomplish any task

Practicing trash talking in a trance

Locked in my room yeah But I got some plans mama

These damn rhymes are falling

Out of my pants pocket I can't stop it

And I'm starting to blend in more, school this shit helps for sure

I'm getting more self assured than I've ever been before

Plus no one picks on me anymore, I done put a stop to that

Threw my first punch, end of story

Still in my skulls a vacant, empty void

Been using it more as a bin for storage

Take some inventory and as gorge as a Ford engine door hinge syringe anorange an extension cord and a Ninja sword

Not to mention four lynch pins and a stringent stored ironing board a bench a wrench or winch and a tangent whore

Everything but a brain, but dome's off the fucking chain

Like an independent store, something's wrong with my head

Just think if I had a brain in it, thank God that I don't

Cause I'd probably be Dahmer cause mama always said

[Hook]

[Bridge]

Now my mum goes “womp womp womp”

Cause I'm not that smart but I'm not dumb

I was on a bottom of the pile getting stomped

But somehow, I came out on top

[Verse 3]

I told you one day, I said they'd have that red carpet rolled out, yo

I'm nice, yo, fuck it I'm out cold

Now everywhere I go, they scream out 'Go'

I'm bout to clean house, yo

I'm Lysol, now I'm just household

Outsold the sell outs, freak the hell out

Middle America, hear them yell out

In terror they were so scared, and those kids

Just about, belted out

Whatever spout that it fell out

Of my smartaleck mouth, it was so weird

Inappropriate, so be it, I don't see it

Maybe one day when the smoke clears, it won't be as

Motherfuckin' difficult, ch'yea, til then

Hopefully you little homos get over your fears and grow beards

It's okay to be scared straight, they said I provoke queers

Til emotions evoke tears, my whole careers a stroke of sheer genius

Smoke and mirrors, tactical, practical jokes, yeah

You motherfuckin' Insert insult here

Who the fuck would've thunk that one little lone MC would be able to take the whole culture and re-upholstery it

And boy they did flock

Can't believe this little hick locked

This hip hop shit in his pocket and still the shit got

That white trash traffic and gridlock

Shit happened like a six blocks from a Kid Rock

Insane Clown Posse Concert in mid Oc-tober

And got forbid I see a wizard and get a brain in my titanium cranium dog

Cause I turn into the unabomber mama always said

[Hook]

[Outro Slim Shady]

Insaneness ain't even a word you stupid fuck

[Marshal Mathers]

Neither is ain't

 

 

[Verse 1]

It’s like I'm in this dirt, digging up old hurt

Tried everything to get my mind off you, it won’t work

All it takes is one song on the radio you’re right back on it

Reminding me all over again how you fucking just brushed me off

And left me so burnt, spent a lot of time trying to soul search

Maybe I needed to grow up a little first

Well, looks like I hit a growth spurt

But I am coming for closure

Don’t suppose an explanation I’m owed for

The way that you turned your back on me

Just when I may have needed you most

Oh, you thought it was over

You can just close the chapter

And go about your life, like it was nothing

You ruined mine, but you seem to be doing fine

I’d never recovered but tonight I bet ya that what ya

'bout to go through’s tougher than anything I ever have suffered

Can’t think of a better way to define poetic justice

Can I hold grudges, mind is saying: "let it go, fuck this"

Heart is saying: "I will, once I bury this bitch alive

Hide the shovel and then drive off in the sunset"

[Hook: Sarah Jaffe]

I flee the scene like it was my last ride

You see right through, oh, you had me pegged the first time

You can't see the truth but it's easier to justify what's bad is good

And I hate to be the bad guy, I just hate to be the bad guy

[Verse 2]

And to think I used to think you was the shit, bitch

To think it was you at one time I worshipped, shit

Think you can hurt people and just keep getting away with it?

Not this time, you better go and get sewing kit, bitch

Finish this stitch so you can reap what you sow, nitwit

Thought some time had past and I forget it, forget it!

You left our family in shambles

You expect me to just get over him? Pretend he never existed

Maybe gone, but he's not forgotten

And don't think cause he's been out the pictures so long

That I've stopped the plottin' and still ain't coming to get ya

You're wrong and that shit was rotten

And the way you played him, same shit you did to me, go!

Have you any idea that shit I've gone through?

Feelings I harbor, all this pent up resentment I hold on to

Not once you called to ask me how I'm doing

Letters, you don't respond to 'em

Fuck it, I'm coming to see you

And gee who better to talk to than you?

The cause of my problems

My life is garbage and I'm 'bout to take it out on you

Poof, then I'm gone

[Hook]

[Verse 3]

I've been driving around your side of this town

Like 9 frickin' hours and 45 minutes now

Finally I found your new address, park in your drive

Feel like I been waiting on this moment all of my life

And it's now arrived, and my mouth is full of saliva

My knife is out and I'm ducking on the side of your house

See, it's sad it came to this point

Such a disappointment I had to make this appointment to come and see ya

But ain't here for ya empathy, I don't need your apology

Or your friendship or sympathy, it's revenge that I seek

So I sneak vengefully and treat your bedroom window

Like I reach my full potential, I peaked

Continue to peep, still bent low

Keep tapping the glass lightly then start to crescendo

Sneak all the way 'round to the back porch

Man, door handles unlocked, shouldn't be that easy to do this

You don't plan for intruders before hand?

Surprised to see me? Cat got your tongue?

Gag, chloroform rag, gag almost hack up a lung

Like you picked up an axe up and then swung

Stick to the core plan, drag to the back of a trunk

By one of your fans, irony spectacular, huh?

Now who's a faggot, you punk?

And here's your Bronco hat, you can have that shit back cause they suck

It's just me, you and the music now, Slim

I hope you hear it we are in a car right now

Wait, here comes my favorite lyric

I'm the bad guy who makes fun of people that die

And hey, here's a sequel to my Mathers LP

Just to try to get people to buy

How's this for publicity stunt? This should be fun

Last album now cause after this you'll be officially done

Eminem killed by M&M

Matthew Mitchell, bitch, I even have your initials

I initially was gonna bury you next to my brother, but fuck it

Since you love you're city so much

I figured, what the fuck the best place you could be buried alive is right here

Two more exits, time is quite near

I hope we don't get stopped, no license I fear

That sirens I hear? Guess 90 on the freeway wasn't the brightest idea

As cops appear in my driver side mirror

(Oh, God, police!! ahhhh!)

Hope foxtrot gets an aerial shot of your burial plot, at least

New plan Stan

Slim, chauvinist pig drove in this big, lincoln town car

Well gotta go, almost at the bridge, haha big bro it's for you

Slim, this is for him and Frank Ocean, oh hope you can swim good!

Now say you hate homos again!

[Verse 4]

I also represent anyone on the receiving end of those jokes you offend

I'm the nightmare you fell asleep in and woke up still in

I'm your karma closing in with each stroke of a pen

Perfect time to have some remorse to show for your sin

No, it's hopeless, I'm the denial that you're hopelessly in

When they say all of this is approaching its end

But you refuse to believe that it's over, here we go all over again

Backs to the wall, I’m stacking up all them odds

Toilets clogged, Yeah ‘cause I’m talking a lot of shit but I’m backing it all up

But in my head there’s a voice in the back and it hollas

After the track is demolished

I am your lack of a conscience

I’m the ringing in your ears

I’m the polyps on the back of your tonsils

Eating your vocal chords after your concerts

I’m your time that’s almost up that you haven’t acknowledged

Grab for some water but I’m that pill that’s too jagged to swallow

I’m the bullies you hate, that you became

With every faggot you slaughtered

Coming back on you every woman you insult

That, with the double-standards you have when it comes to your daughters

I represent everything, you take for granted

‘Cause Marshall Mathers the rapper’s persona's half a facade

And Matthew and Stan’s just symbolic

Of you not knowing what you had until it’s gone

‘Cause after all the glitz and the glam

No more fans that are calling your name, cameras are off

Sad, but it happens to all of them

I’m the hindsight to say, “I told you so!”

Foreshadows of all the things that are to follow

I’m the future that’s here to show you what happens tomorrow

If you don’t stop after they call you the

Biggest laughing stock of rap who can’t call it quits

When it’s time to walk away, I’m every guilt trip

The baggage you had, but as you gather up all your possessions

If there's anything you have left to say

Unless it makes an impact then don’t bother

So before you rest your case

Better make sure you’re packing a wallop

So one last time, I’m back

Before it fades into black and it’s all over

Behold the final chapter in the saga

Trying to recapture that lightning trapped in a bottle

Twice the magic that started it all

Tragic portrait of an artist tortured

Trapped in his own drawings

Tap into thoughts

Blacker and darker than anything imaginable

Here goes a wild stab in the dark

As we pick up the last Mathers left off

 

 

 

We touch I feel a rush

ما لمس کردیم و من احساس فشار میکنم

We clutch it isn’t much

ما چنگ زدیم این چیز زیادی نیست

But it’s enough to make me wonder whats in store for us

اما این واسه اینکه من تعجب کنم که چه چیزی تو فروشگاه واسه ماست کافیه

It’s lust, it’s torturous

این هوس,این زجراوره

You must be a sorceress ’cause you just

تو باید جادوگر باشی چون تو دقیقا

Did the impossible

کار غیر ممکن رو انجام دادی

Gained my trust don’t play games it’ll be dangerous

اعتماد منو جلب کن,با من بازی نکن..این خطرناکه

If you fuck me over

 اگه کار منو تموم کنی

‘Cause if I get burnt imma show you what it’s like to hurt

چون اگر منعصبانی بشم نشونت میدم که زخمی شدن یعنی چی

Cause I been treated like dirt before you

چون با من قبل از تو مثه 1تیکه اشغال رفتار میشد

And love is “evil”

و عشق شیطانیه

Spell it backwards I’ll show you

اگه از ته بخونی میفهمی (evil – live)

Nobody knows me I’m cold

هیچکسی منو نمیشناس..من سردمه

Walk down this road all alone

تنهایی در جاده راه رفتن

It’s no one’s fault but my own

این گناه کسی نیست,تقصیر منه

It’s the path I’ve chosen to go

این مسیریه که من تصمیم گرفتم برم

Frozen as snow I show no emotion whatsoever so

همه جا از برف یخ زده اما من از انچه پیش اومده  هیچ احساسی  دارم

Don’t ask me why I have no love for these motherf*cking hoes

از من سوال نکن چرا.من هیج عشقی به این *** ندارم

Bloodsucking succubus, what the fuck is up with this?

این خون دمار از روزگارمون دراورد

I’ve tried in this department but I ain’t had no luck with this

من درین جا کلی تلاش کردم اما شانس با من نبود

It sucks but it’s exactly what I thought it would be

این مزخرفه اما دقیقا همون چیزیه که فک میکردم باشه

Like trying to start over

مثه اینه که تلاش کنیم از اول شروع کنیم

I got a hole in my heart, I’m some kind of emotional rollercoaster

1سوراخ تو قلبم ایجاد شده.احساس میکنم من1جور رولر کوسترم(ازین ترن هایی که تو شهربازی هست)

Something I won’t go on ’til you toy with my emotion, so it’s over

چیزی که هیچوقت شروع به کار نمیکنه تا زمانی که تو با احساسات من بازی کنی، پس این تموم شدس

It’s like an explosion every time I hold you

انگار هر دفعه که بقلت میکردم از درون احساس انفجار میکردم

I wasn’t joking when I told you

من شوخی نمیکردم وقتی بهت گفتم که

you take my breath away

تو نفس های منو بریدی

You’re a supernova… and I’m a

تو  ستاره ی دنباله داری و من

I’m a space bound rocket ship and your heart’s the moon

من فضای موشکم و قلب تو ماه

And I’m aiming right at yo

و من هدفم درست تویی

Right at you

درست روی تو

250 thousand miles on a clear night in June

هزاران مایل در 1 شب روشن 25 ماه جون

And I’m aiming right at you

و من هدفم درست تویی

Right at you(x2)

درست روی تو

I do whatever it takes

من هرکاری که براش نیاز باشه رو انجام میدم

When I’m with you I get the shakes

وقتی من با توام تنم میلرزه

My body aches when I ain

بدنم درد میگیره وقتی نیستی

With you I have zero strength

با تو هیچ قدرتی ندارم

There’s no limit on how far I would go

هیچ حد و مرزی برای اینکه تا کجا برم وجود نداره

No boundaries, no lengths

بدون مرز، بدون طول

Why do we say that until we get that person that we thinks

چرا ما میگیم که تا زمانی که ما اون شخصی رو که فک میکنیم

Gonna be that one and then once we get ‘em it’s never the same?

شخص مناسب برای ماست رو به دست نیاریم و هنگامی که به دستشون بیاریم دیگه مثل قبل نیست؟

You want them when they don’t want you

تو اونارو میخوای وقتی که اونا تورو نمیخوان

Soon as they do feelings change

تا اینکه انجام میدن حس ها عوض میشه

It’s not a contest and I ain’t on no conquest for no mate

این مسابقه نیست و من توی هیچ مسابقه ازدواجی پیروز نشدم

I wasn’t looking but I stumbled onto you must’ve been fate

من دنبال کسی نمیگشتم اما تصادفا به تو برخوردم ,تو باید سرنوشتم باشی

But so much is at stake what the f*ck does it take

اما هرچقدر که شرط ببندم ***

Let’s cut to the chase

بیا  به فرار کردن خاتمه بدیم

But a door shuts in your face

اما در روی  تو بسته میشه

Promise me if I cave in and break and leave myself open

بهم قول بده که اگر من فرو بریزم و خرد بشم وخودمو ببازم

That I won’t be making a mistake

من مرتکب اشتباهی نشدم

I’m a space bound rocket ship and your heart’s the moon

من فضای موشکم و قلب تو ماه

And I’m aiming right at yo

و من هدفم درست تویی

Right at you

درست روی تو

250 thousand miles on a clear night in June

هزاران مایل در 1 شب روشن 25 ماه جون

And I’m aiming right at you

و من هدفم درست تویی

Right at you(x2)

درست روی تو

So after a year and 6 months it’s no longer me that you want

بنابراین پس از یک سال و 6 ماه دیگر  تو منو نمیخوای

But I love you so much it hurts

اما من دوست دارم.هرچقدرم که صدمه ببینم

Never mistreated you once

هیچوقت باهات بدرفتاری نکردم

I poured my heart out to you

من قلبم رو به تو دادم

Let down my guard swear to god

حفاظتمو کنار گذاشتم به خدا قسم

I’ll blow my brains in your lap

من مغزمو تو دامنت منفجر میکنم

Lay here and die in your arms

اینجا دراز بکشی و روی بازوات بمیری

Drop to my knees and I’m pleading

زانو میزنم و دفاع میکنم

I’m trying to stop you from leaving

من دارم سعی میکنم که کاری کنم که تورو از رفتن متوقف کنم

You won’t even listen so fuck it

تو حتی نمیخوای گوش کنی پس لعنت بهش

I’m trying to stop you from breathing

من دارم سعی میکنم که کاری کنم که دیگه نفس نکشی

I put both hands on your throat

من هردو دستم رو روی گلوت گذاشتم

I sit on top of you squeezing

درحالی که فشارت میدم روت نشستم

‘Til I snap you neck like a Popsicle stick

تا  گردنت رو مثه 1 پاستیل بشکونم

Ain’t no possible reason I could think of to let you walk up out this house

هیچ دلیلی وجود نداره که من بهت اجازه بدم که پاتو توی این خونه بذاری

And let you live

و بذارم زندگی کنی

Tears stream down both of my cheeks

و اشکهای من روی گونه هام سرازیر شد

Then I let you just go and just give

بعدش من گذاشتم فقط بری و بدی

And before I put that gun to my temple

و قبل از اینکه تفنگ رو روی گیجگاهم بذارم

I told you this

من اینو بهت گفتم

And I would’ve done anything for you

و من همه چیز برای تو انجام میدادم

To show you how much I adored you

واسه اینکه بهت نشون بدم که چقدر ستایشت میکردم

But it’s over now

اما همه چی الان تموم شده

It’s too late to save our love

خیلی دیره که عشقمون رو نجات بدیم

Just promise me you’ll think of me every time you look up in the sky and see a star ’cause imma

فقط به من قول بده که هروقت به آسمان نگاه میکنی و یک ستاره میبینی به من فکر کنی

I’m a space bound rocket ship and your heart’s the moon

مو مث فضای حرکت موشکمو قلب تو کره ی ماه

And I’m aiming right at you

و هدفت درست تویی

Right at you

درست سمت تو

250thousand miles on a clear night in June

هزاران مایل در 1 شب روشن 25 ماه جوَن

And I’m so lost without you

و من خیلی سردرگمم بدون تو

Without you

بدون تو

 

 

[Chorus: Rihanna]

I’m friends with the monster

That’s under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You’re trying to save me

Stop holding your breath

And you think I’m crazy

Yeah, you think I’m crazy (crazy)

[Eminem: Verse 1]

I wanted the fame, but not the cover of Newsweek

Oh well, guess beggars can’t be choosey

Wanted to receive attention for my music

Wanted to be left alone in public, excuse me

Been wanting my cake, and eat it too, and wanting it both ways

Fame made me a balloon cause my ego inflated

When I blew; see, it was confusing

Cause all I wanted to do is be the Bruce Lee of loose leaf

Abused ink, used it as a tool when I blew steam (wooh!)

Hit the lottery, oh wee

With what I gave up to get was bittersweet

With this like winning a huge meet

Ironic cause I think I’m getting so huge I need a shrink

I’m beginning to lose sleep: one sheep, two sheep

Going cuckoo and cooky as Kool Keith

But I’m actually weirder than you think

Cause I’m

[Chorus:]

I’m friends with the monster

That’s under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You’re trying to save me

Stop holding your breath

And you think I’m crazy

Yeah, you think I’m crazy

Well, that’s not fair

Well, that’s not fair

[Eminem: Verse 2]

No, I ain’t much of a poet but I know somebody once told me

To seize the moment and don’t squander it

Cause you never know when it all could be over tomorrow

So I keep conjuring, sometimes I wonder where these thoughts spawn from

(Yeah, ponder it, do you want this?

It’s no wonder you losing your mind, the way it wanders)

Yo-lo-lo-lo-yee-whoo

I think you’ve been wandering off down yonder

And stumbled onto Jeff VanVonderen

Cause I need an interventionist

To intervene between me and this monster

And save me from myself and all this conflict

Cause the very thing that I love is killing me and I can’t conquer it

My OCD is conking me in the head

Keep knocking, nobody’s home, I’m sleepwalking

I’m just relaying what the voice in my head’s saying

Don’t shoot the messenger, I’m just friends with the

[Chorus:]

I’m friends with the monster

That’s under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You’re trying to save me

Stop holding your breath

And you think I’m crazy

Yeah, you think I’m crazy

Well, that’s not fair

Well, that’s not fair

[Eminem: Verse 3]

Call me crazy, but I have this vision

One day that I’d walk amongst you a regular civilian

But until then drums get killed and I’m coming straight at

Emcees, blood get spilled and I

Take it back to the days that I get on a Dre track

Give every kid who got played that

Pumped up feeling and shit to say back

To the kids who played ‘em

I ain’t here to save the fvcking children

But if one kid out of a hundred million

Who are going through a struggle feels and then relates that’s so great

It’s payback, Russell Wilson falling way back

In the draft, turn nothing into something, still can make that

Straw into gold chump, I will spin Rumpelstiltskin in a haystack

Maybe I need a straight jacket, face facts

I am nuts for real, but I’m okay with that

It’s nothing, I’m still friends with the

[Bridge:]

I’m friends with the monster

That’s under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You’re trying to save me

Stop holding your breath

And you think I’m crazy

Yeah, you think I’m crazy

I’m friends with the monster

That’s under my bed

Get along with the voices inside of my head

You’re trying to save me

Stop holding your breath

And you think I’m crazy

Yeah, you think I’m crazy

Well, that’s not fair

صبح یعنی مست صدای تو

ظهر یعنی انتظار تو

عصر یعنی دلتنگم برای تو

شب یعنی یاد تو

و تو یعنی تمام لحظه های من

 

یک فلاسک چای و یک رودخانه که اعتماد به نفسش از دریا بیشتر است

و تنها یک دوربین ، تنها برای اینکه گرفته باشمت یک سکانس در آغوشم

اینست تمام دغدغه های مردی که از وصیت کردن بدش می آید

 

 

ﻣﺮﺍ ﯾﺎﺩ ﺑﮕﯿﺮ نه مثل جبر نه مثل هندسه

نه ﻣﺜﻞ ۱ منهای ۱ ﮐﻪ ﻫﻤﯿﺸﻪ ۰ ﻣﯿﺸﻮﺩ

ﻣﺮﺍ ﯾﺎﺩ ﺑﮕﯿﺮ مثل نیمکت آخر

زنگ آخر ﻭ ﺩﺳﺘﺎﻧﯽ ﮐﻪ ﻧﺎﻡ ﺗﻮ ﺭﺍ ﻣﺪﺍﻡ ﺭﻭﯼ ﭼﻮﺏ ﺣﮏ ﻣﯿﮑﺮﺩ

مرا یاد بگیر

 

[ Lyrics ]

 

No I didn’t think you would let me down that easy (oh no, girl)

And I didn’t think it was over

Until you walked away

Like it was nothing, baby

 

And that moment was so hard for me to breathe

‘Cause you took away the biggest part of me, yeah

Life is so unpredictable

 

Never thought a love like yours could leave me all alone (oh no)

Didn’t waste any time

Like you had already made up your mind

No sympathy

‘Cause I was out of line (oh, yeah)

 

But I didn’t think you would let me down that easy (oh no, girl)

And I didn’t think it was over

Until you walked away

Like it was nothing, girl

 

It was a bad day (hey, yeah, yeah)

I know I was wrong

But you could have said "goodbye” baby

It was a bad day

Now I’m like, "wow”

 

It was a bad day

It was a bad day

It was a bad day

رشته ی محبت را

باید به ضریح دلی بست که خیال کوچ کردن نداشته باشد

گـفـت : بـگـو ضـمـایـر را

گـفـتـم : مــَن مـَن مـَن مــَن مَــن مــَن

گـفـت:فــقـط مــن ؟

گـفـتـم: بـقـیـه رفـتـه انـــد

رفتم کفاشی میگم : آقا واکس دارید؟

میگه: واسه کفشت میخوای؟

میگم : پ ن پ رنجرم برای استتار صورتم می خوام

دل دردهای شدید دارم دکتر نوشته سونوگرافی رفتم یارو میگه به خاطر دل دردهات سونوگرافی اومدی

پ ن پ اومدم ببینم بچه ام اگه دختره بندازمش آخه شوهرم دختر دوست نداره

 

دکتر به مریضش میگه متاسفانه تو عکس پاتون از دو ناحیه شکسته

یارو میگه یعنی میخوایید گچ بگیریدش؟

پ ن پ می خوام بدم بچه ها با فتوشاپ درستش کنند

سگم رو بردم پیش دامپزشک منشیش میگه سگتون مریضه؟

میگم پ نَ پ خودم هاری گرفتم سگم گفت آشنا داره منو آورد اینجا معالجه کنه

 

 

شب خونه ی پسرخالم بودم داشتیم فیلم میدیدیم

خالم میاد تو اتاق منو میبینه

میگه : تویی؟

پ ن پ دزدم اومدم یه فیلم ببینم برم

[Intro]

 Too late for the other side

 Caught in a chase

 25 to life

 Too late for the other side

 Caught in a chase

 25to life

 Yeah

 Too late

 I can't keep chasing em

 I'm taking my life back

 Caught in a chase

 25to life

 

 [Verse 1]

 I don't think she understands the sacrifices that I made

 Maybe if this bitch had acted right I would've stayed

 But I've already wasted over half of my life I would've laid

 Down and died for you I no longer cry for you

 No more pain bitch you

 Took me for granted took my heart and ran it straight into the planet

 Into the dirt I can no longer stand it

 Now my respect I demand it

 Imma take control of this relationship

 Command it, and imma be the boss of you now goddamnit

 And what I mean is that I will no longer let you control me

 So you better hear me out this much you owe me

 I gave up my life for you, totally devoted to you while I've stayed

 Faithful all the way this is how I fucking get repaid

 Look at how I dress fucking baggy sweats, go to work a mess

 Always in a rush to get back to you I ain't heard you yet

 Not even once say you appreciate me I deserve respect

 Ive done my best to give you nothing less than perfectness

 And I know that if I end this I'll no longer have nothing left

 But you keep treating me like a staircase it's time to fucking step

 And I wont be coming back so don't hold your fucking breath

 You know what you've done no need to go in depth

 I told you, you'd be sorry if I fucking left

 Id laugh while you wept

 Hows it feel now, yeah, funny ain't it, you neglected me

 And I know that if I'm in this

 I'll no longer have nothing left

 Did me a favor although my spirit free you've said

 But a special place for you in my heart I have kept

 It's unfortunate but it's,

 

 [Chorus]

 Too late for the other side

 Caught in a chase

 25to life

 Too late for the other side

 Caught in a chase

 25to life

 

 [Verse 2]

 I feel like when I bend over backwards for you all you do is laugh

 Cause that ain't good enough you expect me to fold myself in half

 Til I snap

 Don't think I'm loyal

 All I do is rap

 I can not moonlight on the side

 I have no life outside of that

 Don't I give you enough of my time

 You don't think so do you

 Jealous when I spend time with the girls

 Why I'm married to you still man I don't know

 But tonight I'm serving you with papers

 I'm divorcing you

 Go marry someone else and make em famous

 And take away there freedom like you did to me

 Treat em like you don't need them and they ain't worthy of you

 Feed em the same shit you made me eat

 I'm moving on forget you oh,

 Now I'm special? Oh, I didn't feel special when i was with you

 All I ever felt was this

 Helplessness

 Imprisoned by a selfish bitch

 Chew me up and spit me out

 I fell for this so many times

 It's ridiculous

 And still I stick with this

 I'm sick of this but in my sickness and addiction

 You're as addictive as they get

 Evil as they come vindictive as they make em

 My friends keep asking why I can't just walk away

 I'm addicted

 To the pain, the stress, the drama

 I'm drown in so I guess imma mess

 Cursed and blessed

 But this time imma

 Ain't changing my mind

 I'm climbing out this abyss

 You screaming as I walk out that I'll be missed

 But when you spoke to people who meant the most to you

 You left me off your list

Fuck you hip-hop

 I'm leaving you

my life sentence is served bitch

 and it's just

 

 [Chorus]

 Too late for the other side

 Caught in a chase

 25 to life

 Too late for the other side

 Caught in a chase

 25to life

 Too late

 Caught in a chase

 25to life

 

 Fuck you hip-hop

 I'm leaving you, my life sentence is served bitch

 And it's just

حرفای گریه دار نمی پسندین

می خواید یه جک بگم کمی بخندین

خوشا به حال اون که تو محلش

هوای عاشقی زده به کلش

کسی که قلبش اتصالی داره

می دونه عاشقی چه حالی داره

با اینکه سخته باز دلنشینه

طپش طپش وای از طپش همینه

می خوای بگی بیام به خواستگاریت

می گی هوای خوبی داره ساری

کوزه ی ضربه دیده بی ترک نیست

حال طرف هم از تو بهترک نیست

می خواد بگه بیا به خواستگاریم

میگه که ما پلا ک شصت و چهاریم

اول عشق و عاشقی نگاهه

نگاه مثل آب زیر کاهه

بین شماها عشق و میشه فهمید

از توی نگاها عشقو می شه فهمید

عشق شما آتیش زیر دیگه

نگاه آدم که دروغ نمی گه

نگاه می گه عاشقتم به مولا

به قلب من خوش امدی بفرما

عاشق شدن شیدایی داره والا

خاطر خواهی رسوایی داره والا

وقتی طرف تو کوچه پیدا می شد

توی دلت یه باره غوغا می شه

صدای قلبت اونقدر بلنده

که دلبرت می شنوه و می خنده

می خوای بگی فدات بشم الهی

می گی که خیلی مونده تا سه راهی

میخوای بگی عاشقتم عزیزم

می گی که من عاعا،عاعا چی چی زم

[ Lyrics ]

 

[Intro]

Yeah, trying to figure out the difference

But I think.. I think the lines are starting to get blurry

 

[Verse 1]

I'm in a strange place

I feel like Mase when he gave up the game for his faith

I feel like I'm caged in these chains and restraints

Grinning every stranger in the place while I gaze into space

Cause I'm mentally rearranging his face

I need a change of pace cause the pace I'm working at is dangerous

There's nowhere to dump this anger and thanks to this angst

I done quit chicken heads in cold turkey and started slowly roasting 'em

Cause that's where most of my anger is based

Fuck your feelings, I feel like I play for the Saints

I just want to hurt you, aim for the skanks

Then aim for all these fake Kanye's, Jay's, Wayne's and the Drake's

I'm frustrated cause ain't no more N'Sync, now I'm all out of wack

I'm all out of Backstreet Boys to call out and attack

I'm going all out in this rap shit and whatever the fallout is

I'm strapped for battles, suck a duck, crawl out the back, bar fight

Prepare your arsenal and beware of bar stools flying through the air

And bottles breaking, mirrors also

And I ain't stopping 'til the swear jar's full

You done called every woman a slut, but you forgetting Sarah, Marshall (Palin!)

Oh my bad, slut

And next time I show up in court I'll be naked and square a lawsuit

Judge be like "that's sharp, how much that motherfucker cost you?

Smart ass, you lucky I don't tear it off you

And jmp your bones, you sexy motherfucker

You so fucking gravy, Marshall, I should start calling you au jus

Cause all you do is spit them lyrics out the wazoo

Evil twin, take this beat now, it's on you''

I believe people can change, but only for the worse

I could've changed the world if it wasn't for this verse

So satanic K-Mart chains panic

Cause they can't even spin back the curse words

Cause they're worse when they're reversed, motherfucker

(I fuck em - rape your mother)

And these kids are like parrots

They run around the house just like terrorists

Screaming "fuck, shit, fuck"

Adult with a childish like arrogance

Wild ever since the day I came out I was like "merits, fuck that"

I'd rather be loud and I like swearing

From the first album even the gals were like "tight lyrics, dreamy eyes"

But my fucking mouth was nightmare-ish

And from the start of it you felt like you were a part of this

And the opposition felt the opposite

Sometimes I listen and revisit them old albums

Often as I can and skim through all them bitches

To make sure I keep up with my competition

Hogger of beats, hoarder of rhymes

Borderline genius who's bored of his lines

And that sort of defines where I'm at and the way I feel now

Feel like I might just strike first and ignore the replies

 

[Hook]

This darkness comes in me

(Evil twin)

And comes again

That ain't me

He's just a friend who pops up now and again

So don't blame me, blame him

I step out and see my evil twin, he gives me an evil grin

 

[Interlude]

Welcome back to the land of the living, my friend

You have slept for quite some time

 

[Verse 2]

So who's left? Lady Gaga? Messed with the Bieber

Nah, F with Christina, I ain't fucking with either Jessica neither

Simpson or Alba, my albums just sicker than struck with the fever

Get the cloriseptic Excedrin aleve or extra strength Tylenol 3’s

Feel like I'm burning to death, but I'm freezin'

Bed ridden and destined to never leave the

Bedroom ever again like the legend of Heather Ledger

My suicide notes, barely legible read the

Bottom, it's signed by The Joker

Lorena said I never can leave her

She'd sever my wiener I ever deceive her

Fuck that shit, bitch

Give up my dick for pussy, I'd be Jerry Mathers

I'ever left it at beaver

Get them titties cut off trying to mess with the cleaver

Golly-wally, I bet he registered Jesus

Ever since 1-9-9-4-6 Dresden it was definite lean

My destiny went on the steps, I met Deshaun at Osborn

I'd never make it to sophomore

I just wanted to skip school and rap, used to mop floors

Flip burgers and wash dishes, but I wrote rhymes trying to get props for 'em

Cause I took book-smarts and swapped for 'em

They was sleeping, I made them stop snorin'

Made them break out the popcorn

Now I've been hip hop in its tip top form

Since N.W.A. was blaring through my car windows leaning on the horn

Screaming ''fuck the police'' like cop porn

Flipped rap on its ear like I dropped corn

Fuck top 5, bitch, I'm top 4

ANd that includes Biggie and Pac, whore

And I got an evil twin, so who do you think that's 3rd and that 4th spot's for?

And as crazy as I am I'm much tamer than him

And I'm nuts, then again who the fuck wants a plain Eminem?

But no one's insaner than Slim, look at that evil grin (evil twin)

Please come in, what was your name again?

Hi, faggot

Look who's back with a crab up his ass like a lobster crawled up there

Two rabbits, a koala bear and a ball of hair

And you're all aware I ain't got it all upstairs

Guess that's why I'm an addict and it's just small up there

Peace to Whitney, geez, just hit me

That I should call the looney police to come get me

Cause I'm so sick of being the truth I wish somebody finally admit me

Into a mental hospital with Britney

Oh, LMFAO, no way, ho

Jose Baez couldn't beat this rap, OJ no

Hooray, I'm off the hook like Casey Anthony

Hey ho, hey ho

I sound like I'm trying to sing the fucking chorus to hip hop hooray

No I’m hollering you got bottom-end like an 808

And a [bass] whether we’re fucking off that instead of your face, so

Let the low end raise, yo

Tango, what you think, ho?

Slow dancing or bowling

You trying to hold hands with your homie?

What? You think I'm looking for romance cause I'm lonely?

Change that tune, you ain't got remote chance to control me

Ho, I'm only vulnerable when I got a boner

Superman tried to fuck me over, it won't hurt

Don't try to fix me, I'm broke so I don't work

So are you, but you're broke cause you don't work

But all bullshit aside I hit a stride

Still Shady inside, hair every bit is dyed

As it used to be when I first introduced y'all to my skittish side

And blamed it on him when they tried to criticize

Cause we are the same, bitch

 

داد مجنون بهر لیلی یک ایمیل

گفت ای از هجر تو اشکم چو سیل

ای به قربان قد و بالای تو

من فدای قامت رعنای تو

ناز کم کن ای نگار ناز دار

قهر با من نیست انصاف ای نگار

خواسته ای میرزا قلمدونت شوم

واله و شیدا و حیرونت شوم

 

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اگر تنهایی ام چشم مرا بست

اگر دل از تنم افتاد و بشکست

فدای قلب پاک آن عزیزی

که در هر جا که باشد یاد ما هست

 

 

قدِ تو به عشق نمی رسید

غرورم را زیر پایت گذاشتم تا برسد

اما باز هم نرسید

 

ماشینم بنزین تموم کرد وسط جاده, واستادم دم جاده یکی 2 لیتر بنزین از ماشینش بهم بده که فقط خودمو برسونم به یه پمپ بنزینی, یکی زد بقل گفت آقا بنزین برای ماشینت می خوای؟ پـَـَـ نــه پـَـَــــ می خوام باهاش خودمو آتیش بزنم

 

باران که می بارد همه چیز تازه می شود

حتی داغ نبودنِ تو

با دوستم رفتیم یه مغازه شلوغ که عسل طبیعی میفروشه . بعد دو ساعت که نوبتمون شده فروشنده میگه عسل میخواین ؟

 

پس نه ما دو تا زنبوریم اومدیم اینجا استخدام شیم

 

 

سیبیل داره یه عالمه / هر چی بگم بازم کمه

از سیبیلش خون می چکه / خون فراوون می چکه

سیبیل داره دوتا دوتا / از ش بخوا جدا جدا

از این سبیل تا اون سبیل / پل می زنیم با هفتا فیل

از این ورش تا اون ورش / تاکسی بگیر برو سرش

نه یک جهش نه صد جهش/ ماشین بگیر برو تهش

از این کنار تا اون کنار / باید بری تو با قطار

رو سیبیلت تاب می خوریم/ از آب خوریش آب می خوریم

وقتی غذا فراهمه / باید بگم همه کمه

سبیل داره یه عالمه / می ره تا ته قابلمه

سبیل داره طبق طبق / سگا بدورش وق وق

سبیل داره دو کله قند / کمون کمون و گیس بلند

سبیل داره الو الو / بفرمایین شما جلو

سبیل داره عروس برون/ کنار حوض یه تشت خون

تو باغ قدم مدم نزن / درختا رو بهم نزن

خودش کنار رز میره / سیبیل کنار حوض میره

سبیل نگو بلا بگو / خوشگل خوشگلا بگو

سیا سیا سیا سیا / سیا ولی طلا بگو

ماهم که اینجا جا داریم / اینجا برو بیا داریم

اگه سیبیل مال شماس / پس این چیه که ما داریم

میگن یه بار اب می خوره /تو بچگیش تاب می خوره

یه لاخی از سبیلشون / به چشم مهتاب می خوره

می خوام یه کم زور بزنم / قافیه تنبور بزنم

قوم عجوج مجوج بیان / بگین که با عروج بیان

سبیلاتو جور می کنی /تنم رو مور مور می کنی

نوکاشو نو تیز می کنی / دلم رو ریز ریز می کنی

حالت دودی بش نده / فر عمودی بش نده

فر تعادلی ببین / باخما منه! قلی ببین

قربون شعر و طنز تو / تحفه های نطنز تو

فدای نزل و بزلاتم / کشته هجو و هزلاتم

می ریزه از لبات غزل / واست می شم حسن کچل

بزن یه بار سبیلاتو / تا من ببینم لباتو

فدای اون لبات بشم / ول کن می خوام فدات بشم

همه بگین فداش فداش / رستمم این سیبیل نداش

از سیبیلاش خون می چکه / خون فراوون می چکه

 

شعر طنز پدر و پسر

پــسر گــفــت بــابــا بــرام زن بگیر

دلــم گـشـتــه در بــنــد زلـفـی اسـیر

پــدر گــفـــت فـــرزنـــد دلــبــنـد باب

دوبـاره بــرایم چـه دیـــدی به خـواب

پــســر گـــفـــت دلـــــداده او شــــدم

اسـیـر دو چــشــم و دو ابــرو شــــدم

پـدر گـفتش ایـن عاشـقیّت عزا است

بـرایـم غم و غصه همچون غـذا اسـت

پـسرگـفـت عــزای تـو شـــادی مــن؟

غــم و غــصه ات عــشــقــبـازی مـن؟

پـدر گـفـت مگر مـغـز در کلّه نیست؟

شب و روز از غصه بَهرم یکی اســت

مـن هـمـچـون خـر لنگ در کار خود

بــمـانـدم کــمـر خــم شــد از بار خـود

بـود هـشـت من رهن نُه ای پسر

شــدم از غــم مـُفــلسی خِــنـگ و خــر

تــو دیـگــر مـَنـه قــوز بــالای قــوز

کــمــی هــم بـه بـدبخـتی ام چشــم دوز

بــمـانــدم چــو مــرغــی اسـیر قفس

بــرایـــم نــمــانـــده دگــر یــک نــفــس

پـسر گـفــت تــا حـل شـود مشکلات

شـوم مــن در ایــن جنگ شطرنج مـات

شــود مــوی مـن همچو دندان سپید

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